Premium Paige Denim = Sausage Casings?

Babysteals.com was having a steal of a deal on Premium Paige denim Maternity Jeans. I was super excited to get my hands on a pair for a great price. I was even more excited to get them in the mail. 

I busted open the packaged and jumped into them! They were mid thigh when I realized the outlook was grim - these were surely going to suffocate my thighs. 

Yup - sure enough; they looked no better than sausage casings on fresh ground pig. ugh. As if its not enough to sacrifice control of your body to the pregnancy gods and the life growing inside of you - then you have to deal with thin thighed denim. 

Operation hot maternity designer denim = FAIL.